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People Hysterically Compare Their Partners to Household Items

ByVictoria Cornell November 27, 2023November 27, 2023
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In a bizarre trend, some people have taken to hilariously comparing their partners to household items. From likening their significant others to cozy blankets that provide comfort to comparing them to trusty coffee makers that kickstart their mornings, the internet is abuzz with these amusing comparisons.

Kitchen Appliances

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To start, a Redditor said, “A blender without a lid: lots of fun but also messes up the kitchen a bit.”

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A second Redditor added, “Definitely not a dishwasher….”

Cleaning Tools

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One user commented, “A Roomba! Because he’s always picking up after me!”

A second user added, “A broom because that man sweeps me off my feet.”

Furniture

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One replied, “Bed makes me feel comfortable and safe, and I don’t want to leave it for whatever the world has to offer.”

Another said, “A lamp. She’s got nice curves and lights up my life.”

Electronics

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A hilarious comment was, “An N64 game because my best friend took her and never gave her back.”

A second comment said, “Comcast cable. I depend on her for a lot of things, but every few weeks, there’s a complete outage that frustrates the crap out of me.”

 Personal Hygiene Tools

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One user replied, “Electric toothbrush. Hard to keep her charged, but she keeps me smiling.”

Decorative Items

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A Redditor wrote, “Curtains or blinds. Protects/hides/blocks out things I can’t quite handle sometimes, lets in the sun/happiness of my life to keep me from wallowing in my depression and anxiety.”

Bathroom Essentials

A white toilet with a bidet attachment
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A funny comment was, “A toilet. She deals with all of my s*****.”

Kitchen Utensils

A KitchenAid
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One added, “A meat tenderizer. Hard, strong, brutal but useful in softening me up and can make even the toughest things palatable.”

Another said, “A kitchen aid mixer because he’s multi-talented, easy to turn on, and helps me when I need it. But he’s sometimes loud and messes up my kitchen.”

Entertainment Devices

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A user replied, “A television. Easy to turn on, always interesting, and can be quiet without a problem. Also a little all over the place and obsessed with politics, though.”

Home Improvement Tools

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“Duct tape! He’s strong, resilient, and knows how to fix a problem! He’s also a softy, which duct tape kind of is when you bunch it together and squeeze it.”

Outdoor Equipment

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One user replied, “Swiss Army Knife; can do a little bit of everything. That’s what I love about him.”

Educational Supplies

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A Redditor added, “An encyclopedia. I’m constantly shocked at the amount of trivia he knows. It’s gotten to the point where if I have a random question, I’ll ask him first. 9 times out of 10, he’ll know the answer.”

Safety and Security Devices

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One user replied, “A doorbell. He’s pretty quiet unless we have people over.”

A second user added, “A smoke detector with low batteries. Can be helpful in emergencies, but I’d probably die in a fire first because I’ve tuned out the whining.”

Home Comfort Items

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Finally, “A hot water bottle – I use him for warmth on cold nights.”

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