15+ Reasons to Skip Work That No One Will Get Mad At You For

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In the delicate balance of work and personal life, we’ve all encountered those brilliant excuses that let us step away without raising eyebrows.

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Some by accident, some not so funny and some. you might be able to use in the future.

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Getting Sprayed By A Skunk A funny story was, “I got sprayed by a skunk. I tried to go to work after showering with Dawn dish soap, but my boss told me to go home. So I’d say getting sprayed by a skunk.”

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Poop

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Diabetes

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A comment was, “In construction, dog dying. People will even give you presents when you get back. Construction workers love their dogs.”

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An interesting answer was, “I called in to work and said I had scurvy. A couple of hours later, an FTD florist delivered a Bonzi lemon tree from my boss.”

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15+ Reasons to Skip Work That No One Will Get Mad At You For

15+ Reasons to Skip Work That No One Will Get Mad At You For

In the delicate balance of work and personal life, we’ve all encountered those brilliant excuses that let us step away without raising eyebrows.

Some by accident, some not so funny and some. you might be able to use in the future.

Getting Sprayed By A Skunk A funny story was, “I got sprayed by a skunk. I tried to go to work after showering with Dawn dish soap, but my boss told me to go home. So I’d say getting sprayed by a skunk.”

Poop

One person shared, “I worked construction, and in two separate instances on two different crews, someone said they pooed their pants.

Diabetes

To begin, a user replied, “Had a co-worker who had severe diabetes. One day, he left work early, saying he wasn’t feeling well.

To begin, a user replied, “Had a co-worker who had severe diabetes. One day, he left work early, saying he wasn’t feeling well.

A comment was, “In construction, dog dying. People will even give you presents when you get back. Construction workers love their dogs.”

Pet Deaths

An interesting answer was, “I called in to work and said I had scurvy. A couple of hours later, an FTD florist delivered a Bonzi lemon tree from my boss.”

Scurvy

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