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10 Things That All Moms Say According to the Internet

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Does your mom say anything that you’ve heard other moms say? Like how all dads have the same jokes! You’re not alone.

Recently, someone asked, “What are some things that all moms say?” Here are the top-voted answers.

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“You could have been dead in a ditch!” Usually, when you didn’t answer a call or show up late without explanation,” one replied. Another stated, “My mom prefers dead in the gutter. But yeah.”

10. You Could Have Been Dead In a Ditch!

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“It’s because you didn’t drink enough water,” someone replied. “Even to this day, my first thought turns to water when I have a headache.”

9. You Didn’t Drink Enough Water

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“One day, she was washing the dishes, and I came up behind her with my two fingers and poked her right where I assumed her back eyes would be. She shouted out, OUCH! I believed her for years!!

8. I Have Eyes In The Back of My Head

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One person shared, “We’ll see, which means, ‘No, but this way, you can’t argue about it.’ I always hated this when I was a kid.”

7. We’ll See

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“Not to be confused with ‘I’ll think about it,’ which usually is a yes depending on how many siblings you can get to plead with you. The likelihood also went way up if you had a friend with you,” another suggested.

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